Exciting Mission

I just wanted to give everyone as many details as I could about the secret mission trip that Lorie King will be going on (yes folks, she won't be able to make mean comments about me for awhile).

She and her entire family will be going to a remote location in Asia today and will be gone till next weekend. They are going to be each entering a cage fighting tournament in the various age/weight classes, kicking butt for the Lord. Lorie told me in a Jive Interview: "To reach people, you need to deal with people who are understanding. And there's no one so understanding as a person you've whipped."

She has been training in pancration, an ancient Greek style of fighting, as well as Russian Sambo and Brazilian Jujitsu. She demonstrated her formidable skills at Kroger the other day when someone tried to take the last box of Swiss Cake Rolls. That elderly lady didn't know what hit her! Before she knew it, Lorie had took her walker away, sweeped her legs out from under her and put her in a crushing ankle lock.

Join me in wishing Lorie well as she travels and as she enters the no-holds-barred tournament. I'm sure she'll tell us all about it when she returns.