Sleepy Hollow Revisited

I woke up this morning without a head.
It took awhile before this dawned on me.
But when I found out, I just stayed in bed
Because without my head I couldn't see.
No eyes, no ears, no nose, no mouth, no hair
(Well, some say I'm losing hair anyway)
This made me just as forlorn as a bear
Who hasn't had a thing to eat all day.
Now what am I to do about my plight?
I cannot even see to write these lines.
A headless man is quite a scary sight --
Perhaps I'll take a head that isn't mine!
Yes, Ichabod Crane's of the world ... beware.
Here's hoping that I find a head with hair.

c. 2005 Bobby Gilles, aka Love Caddy B-Dog