Tragedy

We here at Jive To The Monkey regret to inform you that, this afternoon, regular Jive Monkey commenter Harvey Brown was shot in the comments section of the X-Man post in a fit of jealous rage that had taken hold of Sebastian, who loves Camille.

We here at Jive To The Monkey cannot condone such violence, and will take strong measures to make sure something like this never happens again, or at least doesn't get to be common-place.

The gun, a pistol Super Soaker (TM) squirted Harvey really hard in his right eye, causing some temporary vision loss and a regretable incident involving Harvey's bladder control.

He is convalescing at home, and with your prayers, should make a full recovery.