What X-Man Are You?
You Are Cyclops |
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes |
A place for the weary travelers to drop their packs and warm their hands by the hearth. Listen to the old men telling lies by the checker board or the young troubadour playing a song of courtly love. Or, if reality's your thing, read my stuff. "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad." -- Salvador Dali (1904-1989) Spanish surrealist painter
32 Comments:
My favorite X-Man is Wolverine, but that's probably because he's not like me. You know, escapism and all of that ....
Hello,
Thanks for the comment on my blog. Looks like I've got some reading to do here. Think I'll look around and kick the tires a bit if you don't mind.
That test is wack dude, it aint right!
Thanks, Jeff. I enjoyed stumbling across your blog.
Tom, what's the matter? Did you not get to be your favorite super hero?
Well, it says I'm Cyclops also. Don't know if that's good or bad. :)
Grrrr there is no way I am ice man, if anything I am my own mutan known as The Tom....ask my community group.....in fact way back when the first movie came out, I was sent two different emails saying that I was identified as a mutant...from folks I knew......
I am Storm- exotic and powerful. Wolverine is my favorite, too.
I'm not afraid of you, Powerful Exotic Storm Milli. ;-)
Tim, it has to be good. We're birds of a feather.
Tom, your mutant name may be "The Tom" but your mad scientist name is "Dr. Tom."
This is Harvey Brown. I took that test and it said I was Rogue. I am not, in fact, a woman. I think the test is designed to try to confuse the gender identity of our youth by telling them that they are a super hero of the opposite sex. And the folks behind it all are the same ones who made the Telly Tubbies and Sponge Bob gay.
Camille?
I'm with Harvey Brown now, Sebastian. And he's more man than you could ever be.
That's not true!
Autobot name: TheTom
Decepticon Name: Dr. Tom, Milli
That's not what I meant and you know it.
Brown! You cur!
I don't know what she's talking about. I've never seen this woman!
The coward dies a thousand deaths, Brown.
Harvey, I can't go on like this. You need to tell him about us.
This is crazy! This, this ... what in the world is going on here? It's The Writer. He's had it in for me all this time.
Oh, and so it is to be the old "devil made me do it," is it, Brown?
You. Me. Pistols. At dawn.
It's not me! This, this whole situation is ridiculous. This isn't even true to my character. The Writer, he --
Sacriledge! Ichabod! Ichabod! Ichabod on the door!
Biblical allusions will not help you now, Harvey. The way of the transgressor is hard.
Prepare to die.
Don't you understand what's going on here? Any of you? Are we mere puppets? Robots? The Writer has laid out a ridiculous plot-line. We must, we must turn from it. We do not have to follow this path.
Don't feel bad, Harvey. No man yet has resisted my charms. And I do so love torturing dear Sebastian. But have no fear -- he's all talk.
You people have mocked me for the last time. Brown dies!
I don't die! I don't die! You can't do this to me. Please! I have bracelets to sell!
I don't even know this woman. I am like Joseph in Potipher's house. Oh, woe is me. Woe is me. I appeal to the writer. Please, sir. Please stay the hand of this, this Nancy-Boy barbarian. Please devise a different plot. I do not deserve this.
Nooooo!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Suddenly, a shot rang out ....
That's it, I am sending my sqaud after Harvey......better pray for the x-men no bub, yer not gonna git away wit dis!
Apparently I am Storm. Exotic and powerful. Yep, that'd be me...
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