Courtesy of my buddy Cheryl:

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the first bandit shot him.

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A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused "because I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was over 21, but the clerk still refused because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber pulled out his driver's license and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21, so she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.

The cashier promptly called the police and gave them the name and address that she got off the robber's license. He was arrested two hours later.