Oh, those crazy signs
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)
posted by Bobby @ 6:59 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Some of these are...priceless.
I like "the bull charges." It's like that joke about the devil and Jesus doing a computer programming contest for final control of the universe, and the devil loses in the end because the computers get struck by a bolt of lightning and "Jesus saves."
Or that line from "O Brother": Remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!
I'd forgotten about the "Jesus Saves" joke. Classic.
Here's an additional one for you: there is a sign outside of Evan's school where the buses park that has been there since the beginning of the year that reads: No stoppin or parkin. A practical joke, or is KY education as bad as some think?
That's funny. My all time favorite sign is still a McDonald's sign in front of the McDonald's near my house. It said:
Now Hiring
Closers
But when I drove by it the next day, some practical joker had stolen the "C" so that it read:
Now Hiring
losers
I wonder how many applicants that version brought in. And were any of them hired?
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