"THE BRAWL TO END IT ALL" ANNOUNCED FOR THIS FRIDAY
Due to events that transpired on the Friday, March 25th interview edition of Jive To The Monkey, a special contract signing took place over the weekend. We here at Jive To The Monkey are pleased to announce that this Friday, April 1, live on this very blog, we will carry exclusive coverage of "The Brawl To End It All," a special professional wrestling, no-holds-barred grudge match between Joel "The Metro" Anderson and Rabby, the Fighting Were-Rabbit.
"B-Dog" Bobby Gilles will call the action from ringside, and will be joined by color commentator "Random" Cheryl Rupp. Anderson has signed "Mannish Girl" Stacey Schneider as his manager. In Rabby's corner will be fellow stuffed animal fighting sensation, Tigey.
"That sissified, two-bit jughead is goin' down," said a confident Rabby, in between sets of bench presses at Gold's Gym. "I got me a plan, and that's to stomp a mud-hole in the fairy. And the little girl that acts like a boy, too."
"Rabby's a freak," countered Anderson. "I could squash him easily. I'm not worried about that, except that I'm afraid to touch him. I might get the mange or something."
We will have a special announcement concerning a Celebrity Guest Referee later in the week. Tell all your friends, and be sure to tune in this Friday to Jive To The Monkey, bell-time 12 noon, for "The Brawl To End It All."
posted by Bobby @ 6:37 PM
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4 Comments:
that it im gonna be a bookie for this one :)
Cheryl: I will call the play-by-play. You will commentate on it. Basically, the commentator assists the play-by-play analyst.
In the wacky world of pro wrestling, the play-by-play person usually is biased toward the "good guy" while the color commentator is biased toward the "bad guy." However, between Rabby and Joel the Metro, who can tell the hero from the heel?
I've got $20.00 on Joel. Nice hat B-dog. Is it Connors, or is your head really that Big? Seizure later...
Will, that's the hat from that Mexican restaurant where we had Amanda's birthday.
Rectum so.
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