WRESTLING BOUT POSTPONED! RABBY IN JAIL. JOEL THE METRO: "MY LIFE HAS BEEN SPARED"
Special notice to all my Monkey Maniacs:
Today's planned wrestling match between Rabby the Were-Bunny and Joel "The Metro" Anderson has been postponed. Last night, during a daring bust, Indiana State Police arrested Rabby for running an illegal Stuffed Tiger Racetrack and Casino operation. Allegedly, the races were fixed -- all stuffed tigers were doped up on crack cocaine except for Rabby's partner in crime: one "Tigey" the stuffed bengal tiger.
"I'll beat this rap in no time," said Rabby. "And when I do, I'll have Mr. Anderson screaming like a little fairy."
"Whew, that was a close one," Anderson told reporters. "I feel like I have a new lease on life. I just hope that deranged rabbit gets locked away for life."
Stay tuned to Jive To The Monkey for further details.
posted by Bobby @ 1:27 PM
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5 Comments:
WHERE do you come UP with this stuff? I'm in awe of your creativity and wit. :)
Tell Rabby I said so. I wanna get in good with him...yikes!
King: he wants to get in good with you, too. Actually, he was asking about you (before he got shipped to prison). I told him you were single but were a legendary, finicky heartbreaker.
He said no matter, he likes to roll the dice. Expect him to come a courtin'. (if he tries to give you a lucky rabbit's foot -- take it or he'll be deeply offended. It would be the ultimate sign that he's crazy about you. You see, that lucky rabbit's foot is the only thing he has left from his mother. Literally.)
Rupp: But the contract you signed with the Stuffed Animal and Metrosexual Male Pro Wrestling Federation clearly states that you have been contracted for up to 5 events per year, and that these events can be scheduled at any time.
B-dog, you are a Hot Mess! You and your witty little stories. I very much enjoy reading them. Thanks for the humor. Seizure later...
So Rabby has the hots for Lorie? Yes and I want my money back from the bets I placed, Rabby is scheduled to fight and not appearing there is a breach of contract and is subject to applical laws.
Not a lot of people know this, Tom, but among the hares, Lorie is considered a major hottie. Most of your common garden variety bunnies proudly display her concert posters in their holes.
Go figure.
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