Birthday Wishes From B-Dog

Today is the birthday of none other than Joel The Metro. There appears to be a bit of a controversy as to his actual age. He maintains he is 33, but his lovely wife Amanda claims he is 32. I find the scenario quite odd. Usually, if a person claims to be a different age than he really is, he says he is younger, not older. Not that I'd know anything about that first-hand, but, you know ....

So how old is he? 33? 32? We may never know. All we can be certain of is that he's crazy, he's a metro, and just over a week ago he was forcing a guy to sing "God Bless The Broken Road" to a crowd at Starbucks on Bardstown Road, while the guy was wearing, outside of his pants, Dale Jr/ Budweiser boxer shorts. And a multi-colored beanie cap with a propeller on top. And big gloves filled with squishy, nasty things.

That's the good thing about Joel the Metro. When he's around, you know anything can happen.

Happy birthday, ol' pal! Nightrider: Long May They Reign.