Additions to the vernacular

There are two sayings that I have just decided to adopt. Feel free to do likewise but you are copying after me.

The first is actually an old saying that, for some reason, I stopped using a few years ago. It's "doom on you." I got it from ex-Navy SEAL Richard Marcinko. You say it when you've foiled someone or when you plan on vengeance. It often, in my case, revolves around food. Examples.

I sneak into someone's kitchen, eat their last brownie, and silently say "Doom on you," because I know they will look for the brownie later and not find it.

Someone steals my last brownie and I catch them. I glare at them, point a finger, and say "Doom on you." They now know to head for the hills or face my wrath.

The other expression is "spelunkin'." I just thought of this one on the way home yesterday. "Spelunkin'" is what I will say to indicate I am having a great time or, more often, that a great time will be had or someone has done something that will mean a great time for me at some point. Because, after all, spelunking (cave exploration) is a great time. Examples:

Someone says, "We should go see that movie you're really interested in this weekend." I say "Spelunkin'!"

Someone says, "How was the concert the other night?" I say "Spelunkin'."

"Doom on you" and "spelunkin'." Look for them coming to a conversation near you.