Exciting New Party Opportunity
I'm trying to earn some extra money so I'm going in business myself on the side. For $25 you can book me for parties. I will come and read "The Gift Of The Magi" to you. For $50 I will read "Candide." Consider me for birthday parties, baby showers, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs, retirement parties, and anything else you can think of.
For an extra $10, someone will come and hold a balloon while I read. For $10 more, someone else will hold another balloon on my other side. If you make a special request, they can hold sparklers instead of balloons, but you'll have to sign an insurance waiver in case they burn your house down on accident.
For an extra $15, a Republican will do an interpretive dance while I read.
For an extra $17.50, a Democrat will turn cartwheels while I read.
posted by Bobby @ 6:06 AM
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6 Comments:
ahahahaha random
Out-of-towners like you will of course also have to pay for air fair, lodging, and meals.
Ha, I think i might be able to find somebody "local" who can provide that kind of entertainment. And do it all while swinging a lasso.
Could my payment be a guided tour for you and any friend you bring with you of Eastern Pennsylvania? :)
A guided tour would be good. And we don't swing lassos because of the insurance. It's a high risk activity.
love the sparklers line...why does a Demo get 2.50 more?
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