Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Riddle Me This; Riddle Me That

Some more gems from my pal Cheryl:

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck

Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats

2 Comments:

At Fri Jan 19, 08:48:00 AM PST, Blogger Christa said...

I am sorry to say, the only joke I know I learned when I was seven years old.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat?

A Hootnanny.

It always made me laugh. I loved the way Hootnanny sounded coming out of my mouth. Try it. See I told you. Ahhh. Enjoy little pleasure.

 
At Fri Jan 19, 09:08:00 AM PST, Blogger Bobby said...

I confess, I smiled broadly when I said hootnanny aloud.

Hootnanny.

 

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